The Erroneous Zone

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The Erroneous Zone

Hook Up Horror Stories

Details: Hauptkategorie: Relationships; Kategorie: The Erroneous Zone; Geschrieben von Kimberley Barreda; Zugriffe: 281

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Hook Up Horrors - they happen to all of us at least once. Sometimes they're just mildly funny, but sometimes, they're funny enough that you just have to share.

I'll start.

There was a guy who was trying to impress me with his "worldly" ways. He bragged (non-stop) about his money, his education, his frequent travel, he spoke to the waiters at the Italian restaurant in Italian, he drove a rare car.. everything you'd think was a plus, only the guy was short, fat and without a doubt the most physically unattractive man I have ever laid eyes on. His arrogant pompous attitude was a total turnoff.

Hey Baby.. The Lamest Pickup Lines. Ever.

Details: Hauptkategorie: Relationships; Kategorie: The Erroneous Zone; Geschrieben von Kimberley Barreda; Zugriffe: 493

I spent some time in the Gulf of Mexico this summer, hanging around the water, checking out the sights and generally having a great time. Obviously, being the beach, the sights were quite nice with lots (and lots) of buff guys in board shorts participating in their guys in board shorts activities. Most of those activities revolved around tossing footballs, riding surfboards, driving around in jeeps and hanging around the bars at night.